– “What is this whole ‘music’ thing, anyway?”

I’m so glad you asked! First and foremost, music is a pretty old “art form” that involves sound. Unfortuantely, you’ve probably heard some at some point or another. But more importantly, it’s been causing a lot of problems in our world!

– “Problems? Like what?”

Well, for one, “music” has hurt a lot of people :/

that’s bad!!!

Not just that, but statistically speaking, most people who have heard music before have had bad things happen to them, including death!^[1]

– “What can I do to help?”

The best thing you can do to support us is to donate by buying our artists’ music! You can find our web store here.

– “So you’re trying to end music, but you’re selling music? How does that work?”

Fight fire with fire, y’know? It’s been really successful so far! Our surveys have indicated that 99% of people who have bought music from Abolish Music now listen to *only* our music – which has been carefully, scientifically formulated to be so GOOD that it, in fact, COUNTERACTS THE EFFECTS of “Other music”. Abolish Music is proud to provide the highest possible quality remedy and alternative to the harmful effects of typical music.

– “Wow, sounds great! I’d love to help – could you sell my music, too?”

Well, no promises! Our submissions form will be opening in the near future. We’ll notify all our fans when, and this section will be updated with more information!

– “Cool website!”

Thanks! I made it myself :0 Since it contains so many found assets from the Web, if you’re the owner of one of the images found on the site, please contact us.